girlproof:

rocketssurgery:

stjimmyjazz:

butterscotchcreys:

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

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I AM SO ON BOARD WITH THIS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

me: spn kinda sucks
person outside fandom: spn kinda sucks
me: how dare you

corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.

180mph:

Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!

My mom: Shut the fuck up

My dad: Fucking weeaboo

Reblog if you’re ARO/ACE, support AROMANTICS/ASEXUALS, or are a TIME-TRAVELLING FIRE-BREATHING 50-FOOT PENGUIN

samswritingtips:

The basics of eye shapes for writers.

My sources are probably better than I am (more photos, longer descriptions), so here they are: [x] [x]

awwww-cute:

My friend’s cat watching tv

daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

fellnotfromheaven:

do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’

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